So, I’ve been visiting a few weblogs here and there for a few months now, and I’ve noticed certain features that seem to be common to several blogs out there. One of these features goes something like this:
7 Things I’m Thankful For:
1. Puppies
2. Soda Pop
3. Flushing Toilets…. etc., etc., etc.
For the sake of being contrary, I’ve decided to introduce a little feature I’d like to call:
7 Things I Don’t Give a Crap About:
1. Basketball – I’m sorry, but I just don’t.
2. Britney Spears – Who’s she dating / (not) sleeping with? Is she mammarily enhanced? I just don’t give a crap.
3. The 20th Anniversary re-release of E.T. – I was about 5 years old when this came out the first time. I wasn’t wild about it then, and I don’t particularly care much about it now.
4. Reality TV Programs – I don’t quite understand this phenomenon. If I wanted to watch a bunch of uncooperative people whine and moan, I’d just spend more time at work.
5. … Uhm… I guess four items is enough apathy for today.
Bye for now.