Voodoo Time Dot Com

So, I’m back from my little bout with the plague, and I am once again able to actually do things like stay awake for more than two consecutive hours. This evening, I shoveled up all of my used tissues that covered every flat surface of my apartment like biohazardous snow drifts. I wanted to build an igloo or something from my empty Kleenex boxes, but there were only three of them. So I put my feet into two of them, and slid around the carpet. It’s like ice skating… without ice… or skates…

Actually, it’s not much like ice skating at all. It’s more like shuffling around the carpet with boxes on your feet.

So, with the SARS going around, now is an excellent time to be sick. I highly recommend it. People get real nervous about having you around. For best results, make sure you occasionally ask “Is it hot in here?”. Then ask people to check your forehead. You’ll be headed home from work early in no time.

Thought for the day: Would sending someone a used tissue in the mail be considered bioterrorism?

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