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So I’ve been watching this war we’ve been having; not so much for the guns and tanks and missiles and stuff, though that’s all interesting too. I watch mostly for my daily propaganda fix by information minister extraordinaire, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf.

I hope this isn’t anti-American, but I can’t think of anytime I’ve more enjoyed being told to go to hell. Everytime I see him calling for my eternal damnation in his snappy green uniform, I feel a little happy inside. And now that he’s gone missing, I’m a little bummed out. We need to send a Special Forces detail out to go find al-Sahhaf and bring him to the States and give him a television show.

Live from an undisclosed location, it’s Late Night with Mohammed Saeed aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal-Sahhaf!

Thank you… thank you… Welcome to the Late Show, infidels. May you burn your bellies in the fires of hell. God willing, we will bloody your imperialist noses. You crooks! You mercenaries! I curse your moustaches!

So… Anyone got a pencil?

Now I would like to bring out my first guest of the evening…

But, regrettably, he is not here. He is not within a hundred miles of here. We have driven him into the swamp, and he has surrendered.

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