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Happy Valimtimes

Justis’s Valentine’s Day “To Do” List:

1. Shave my back.

2. Buy quality chocolates - the big bag with Krackle® and Special Dark®.

3. Get a bottle of fine wine - freshness counts! 2001 vintage or newer!

4. Find Air Supply’s Greatest Hits CD.

5. Dress nicely - clean jeans without holes.

6. Leave little surprise love letters for her to find throughout the day (e.g., on the refrigerator door, the vacuum cleaner, dishwasher, etc.)

7. Tell her I’d marry her all over again - even if her visa hadn’t been about to expire.

This entry was posted on Thursday, February 13th, 2003 at 10:38 pm and is filed under Funny. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

3 Responses to “Happy Valimtimes”

  1. M Says:
    February 13th, 2003 at 10:40 pm

    I ought to beat you right now, but you’ve got chores to do first! :P

  2. Vinny Says:
    February 14th, 2003 at 10:39 am

    That was well worth the read… Funny as hell… As always…

  3. Bobby Says:
    February 14th, 2003 at 11:28 am

    I love the way you imply that cleaning the house is the only thing our chicks are gonna be doing.

    see #6

    sexist prick!